Thursday, 9 February 2012

And the great unwashed

Greetings Dear Readers, I trust you had an exciting Christmas and New Year. Happy 2012 to all of you. I'm excited to be writing to you again and look forward to another year of fun!

It has come to my attention that Critics of Andros Walsh have emerged once again. This criticism is delivered through a blog, which is filled with accusations of a tortured human being. If you are invited, please read this persons blog and judge it for what it is.

As one of Andros Walsh's close friends, it disturbs me to find that anyone could see him as anything but a true humanitarian. And I feel completely sorry for any person who might critisize Andros Walsh in this way.

As one of Andros Walsh's close friends, I was compelled to start another blog to help balance out the online un-truths about this great person. So please refer to the many pages of exciting prose which explore and explain the interesting travels and persuits of Andros Walsh. If  you have a moment, I recommend it as ideal reading to your young one as they go to sleep at night. It will fill their dreams with ambition, goals, imagination and purpose.

Prior to writing todays entry, I spoke with Andros about the Critical Blog on skype. Here's a brief Transcript.

Stephen: Hi Rosco

Andros: Hey there Stevo, How's things?

Stephen: Great mate, you?
Andros: Yeah not too bad, you know. Had a great curry last night in Denpasar. I'll have to take you there some time.


Stephen: Sounds good, Rosco. I love a good curry. Remember that Singapore Mud Crab we had that time?
Andros: Oh Yeah! That Mud Crab was some tasty crustacean. What's been going on back at home, Steve?


Stephen: Remember that horrible blog that popped up a few years ago? Well it's back. I swear I'm going to...
Andros: Hey now, Steve. Dont be like that. People have a right to their opinions. Just leave the guy alone.

Stephen: Yeah I know.. but sometime it makes me so mad that I want to drive up to Sutherland and...
Andros: Stop it Steve. That's not the right thing to do. Everyone is entitled to have an opinion on others. Just leave the guy be. His problem was with Dad 12 years ago, and he's obviously still upset about something.


Stephen: I just dont understand why he would dwell on it for over a decade.
Andros: Some people need to work through issues in their own way. Just leave him be ok?

Stephen: ... ... ...
Andros: Okay Stephen???


Stephen: Alright mate. I'll just update the blog again. What are you up to at the moment?
Andros: Good onya mate. At the moment I'm just enjoying a bit of R and R in Bali. I love this place! And it's so nice after the snow in London the other day.


Stephen: Sounds nice.
Andros: Yeah it is. Listen mate, I'll be in Sydney next week.. maybe we can catch up for dinner?

Stephen: That'd be nice. Where are you thinking?
Andros: Ah.. lets eat at Lucky Dragon Seafood in Sutho.



Stephen: Are you sure?
Andros: Come on. It'll be great. See you on Tuesday mate! 8pm.

And that's the end of our phone call. Sorry for all the text, I couldn't edit the completed transcript. But you get the idea. Andros Walsh is one of the nicest people around. So please by all means read this other critical blog, but once you're done, pick up a book, do some gardening, call your brother or sister to say hi.. and basically get back to living your life. Because you don't want to waste your time reading blogs about other peoples problems. You have an important life to live, love and define all on your own.

Regards,

The Real Stephen Tan.



Thursday, 3 November 2011

And the Canon C300

Exciting news from LA this week with the launch of the new Canon EOS C300 - Digital Cinema Camera.
This is big news in the world of film and television as it follows the success of it's baby brother - the Canon 5D mkII, which has revolutionised the small to medium sector of the production industry.

Andros Walsh was at Paramount Studios for the launch and had we had a great Skype conversation afterward. Here's what he had to say;
Steven: Do you anticipate using the new C300 on any of your upcoming projects?
Andros: I do, Steve. The new release from Canon is certainly versatile, dynamic, with flexible shooting options and a great colour space. Aside from the obvious portability issues of the larger kit, the C300 will help bring my stories to life in a whole new way. An upcoming job that I can immediately see the C300 being used on, is a 2012 doco I'll be shooting on the Mexican Roosts of the Monarch Butterfly.


S: You sound excited by the prospect, Andros.
A: What's not to be excited about? It's a great new product, and at $20k US, it makes an affordable solution to my shooting needs. I might even order Two!


S: Oh come on, there's no need for two camera's is there? Remember last year's shoot with the Dali Lama? We covered the heck out of that temple with 1 GoPro, a piece of string and a lunch box.
A: Yes, but that's because we were using monkeys. The camera was strapped to their heads, we used the string as a leash and stored them in the lunchbox at the end of the shoot.


Well that's about it for today. If you want more information on the new Canon C300, visit the Canon website or for a great review of the product, visit the Slashgear site today.


Steven.



Wednesday, 7 September 2011

and the state of the modern world

Do you ever wonder what is going on in the world today?
Me too.

The only thing to do, is to try to do the right thing by yourself, by those around you who are dear and by those who are effected by your actions. This is what my good friend Andros Walsh does, and it's been working for me too.

And I dont think he'll mind telling you, but Andros is currently finalising the manuscript for his first book! It's an autobiographical account of his key adventures in International Film Making & Diplomatic Relations. The book rounds out with a self help guide which acts as a How-To for interpersonal relations, conflict resolution, anxiety counciling and hostage negotiations. Its shaping up to be an exciting read and I'm looking forward to receiving my advanced copy.

The book will be a timely addition to the library of anyone wanting a compas in this modern world.

As always, please email me with your enquiries. I look foward to hearing from you all!

Mr T.
aka - Stephen T.



Thursday, 21 July 2011

And Ed's Ukelele

Hi All,


If you haven't bought Eddie Vedder's album 'Ukelele Songs', then do it now.

Andros Walsh and I just finished a job in Norway and this album was the soundtrack to our 2 week trip. The songs provide an absolutely magnificent way to brush your teeth, drive down a highway, wash the dog or shoot a documentary. Eddie's songs on the tiny stringed instrument seem to lift you above it all.

It's something that I can highly recommend. It's so choice!

And while I'm on the road of recommendations - I can also recommend;
  • Baking Irish Soda Bread using the River Cottage recipe
  • The love of a good woman
  • Living out of a suitcase for 4 years in a row
  • Getting to know someone like Andros Walsh
  • Firing a high powered rifle
  • Enjoy a good old home style Singapore Mud Crab
That is all for this edition.
As always, I welcome your emails. Please keep them coming.

Stephen



Tuesday, 12 July 2011

It Happens To The Best Of Us

Hi All, Thanks for all your emails of support.

With your help, the readership of this Blog has exploded to a whopping 3,472 visits last month alone! Great to receive all your emails. I will reply as soon as I get a chance.

To keep you up to date with the latest news on Andros Walsh, here's a quick summary;

After just speaking to the man himself, I can report that he has been struck down by the common cold. What a terrible way to spend your time in Spain. Andros's spirits are high though, as the illness has forced him into some much needed R&R.

Last month saw Andros Walsh complete pre-production on a new shoot out at CERN - the Large Haldron Collider near Geneva, Switzerland. I can't reveal too much about the project, except to say that it will go off with a Big Bang ;)

While in Spain, Andros Walsh is also taking the opportunity to spend some time with his lovely Fiance. She has been busy preparing health plans for the Gesundheit Institute. Which has kept her busy in Africa over the past several months. But I am glad to report that she is making headway and has helped make a real difference to the lives of several hundred needy communities. Well done to her!

And one more piece of news which you may find interesting - it has been revealed that Andros Walsh was one of the unfortunate victims of the News Of The World phone hacking operation.

Until next time!

I am Stephen Tan.
PLEASE KEEP THOSE EMAILS COMING!



Tuesday, 21 June 2011

Andros Walsh and the Ash Cloud

It's been a tense last couple of days. Andros Walsh and I have been stranded in Peru while we wait for clearance to land in Sydney. The Ash Cloud from Chile has been an amazing natural punctuation point. Andros hasn't been back to his home-city in a number of months. And indeed, it's been over a decade since moving abroad in the search of storytelling excellence. In eagerness to arrive home, he has set sail on a raft fashioned of reclaimed soft drink bottles. I will pick him up once he arrives on Pitcairn Island.

This month's expedition has been fruitful though and we are looking forward to the editing process. The assignment was to capture the movements and activities of a seldom seen Peruvian tribe as they embark on their annual migration into the mountains. The final program will be released for free on youtube and vimeo, so keep an eye out for it!



But the slight delay in our departure has given me some time to catch up on some much needed blogging - and baking! (the hangar has quite a good kitchen).

And since my last post, it seems that certain defamatory blogs have re-emerged from the bowls of the internet. The contents of which is pure drivel, incoherant rantings and musings of a failed human being. Such is the life of a loner though, who can only dwell on reimagined events from years gone by. And with each year, those memories fester and twist into a new reality within their mind.

The internet is full of much jibe and fodder. These other blogs about Andros Walsh are another example of how any fool with 2 fingers and an IQ level of 71 can conjur up a story so false, as to rival the tales of a Romanian Short Film shot by Gypsies on a Bell & Howell super 8 spring loaded camera.

Thank you for using your own judgement when reading ALL blogs. Obviously the internet is a free and liberal medium. People can say what they like.

Well I've got a plane to catch, film to edit, and croissants to eat!

Stephen.



Thursday, 2 June 2011

Carbon Tax

Where ever I go these days, there's only one thing people are talking about. No it's not Carbon Tax, it's Andros Walsh and his latest adventure.

To find out all about it, I visited Andros at his Singapore hotel suite. Carbon Emissions and all the talk surrounding it, deeply concern Andros. So he's made a point of holding regular meetings with industry leaders throughout the Asia region to discuss the best possible plan of action. Andros will be documenting each stage of the talks using the latest digital media, then releasing the completed piece via social networks.

With the increased use of Iron Ore in the Asian markets, Carbon Emissions have also increased through mining to manufacturing. To combat this, Andros Walsh and his associates have devised a way to harness those Carbon Emissions, and turn them into Pure Energy. This is all very exciting because it means that for the first time, The People Of Earth will be able to life without fear of pollution. In fact, they can now embrace it.

After our meeting, Andros and I caught up over a few beers on the rooftop bar. It's great to see my old friend so actively involved in these important issues. Somebody give him a Nobel Prize!

From Singapore - This is Stephen Tan.
Over and Out.